Psycho Shower Scene in GIFS

GIF of shower head from Psycho

After wrapping this week’s Family Pictures Podcast MBS mentioned a GIF project he did back in 2013 titled “Mother Oh God Mother.”  It takes each of the 54 shots from Alfred Hitchcock’s infamous shower scene in Psycho (1960) and converts them into GIFs. Every post describes the type of shot and details the action. It’s remarkable just how much the GIF slows down the action and allows you to both dissect and study the art of cinema.

Your eyes won’t believe it

For example, look at the way the camera twists and then zooms out from Janet Leigh’s eye as she lays lifeless on the floor. There’s so much happening in just that one bit of motion that’s hard to see without isolating and putting it on repeat. His old, forgotten Tumblr project is kind of like a mini film school resource, I love it so much.

Update: It’s the mother of all GIF sites (I couldn’t resist).

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Silent Night Deadly Night Prints

Silent Night Deadly Night Prints

I got the roughly 4′ hight x 2′ wide Silent Night, Deadly Night design for the over-sized Christmas VHS tape printed today. I am pretty excited with how good it looks.

Silent Night Deadly Night Prints

Tomorrow I get the OSB board that is roughly 4′ x 2′ and attach the front cover to it. But before that I need to paint the perimeters of the boards black. That way we have no wood bleeding through. The spines are pretty solid and the OSB board fit is perfect, so just one cut in the middle (I need to remember to bring the extra set of sawhorses). I’ll also need to get both long and shallow screws to secure the spines to the front of the tape (brackets and right through).

Silent Night Deadly Night Prints

I had luck screwing together the base for the Halloween diorama, so this should be pretty easy (famous last words).

Deconstructing Halloween

I need to get some spray glue for attaching the glossy prints to the wood and we should be off to the races.

Deconstructing Halloween

Apart from that, I need to put the whole thing in a bed of fake snow (Alexis recommended something today I am forgetting) and then figure out the best way to black the back walls out. I had some black plastic wrap we used on the windows and to hide the storage shelf in the arcade, I wonder if that stuff will work. Anyone have recommendations? I just want the three walls (and the ceiling) of the diorama to disappear as if into the night.

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But is it Blog Worthy?

One of the things I started thinking about as I make the final push toward 4,000 posts (this is 3,995) is the length of posts. I joked about “goosing the numbers” to reach my goal, but baked into that joke is the assumption that short posts aren’t really blog worthy. Looking back through my archives, there were a ton of short posts between 2005 and 2009. I think it was around 2009–10 that microblogging platforms like Twitter absorbed many of the quick hits that would’ve once gone on the blog.

There were reasons for that, Twitter was a fun place to share for a solid decade. I’ve been on Mastodon for a couple of years now, and while things are picking up a bit for my immediate community, it’s still far less overhead in terms of posting, replying, and keeping track. In fact, pushing to get to 4,000 posts means I’ve been putting things on the blog that I might have a) tossed on Mastodon, or b) not posted anywhere at all.

The thing that’s fun for me about the #bava4000 challenge is that I’m posting more on my blog, and it’s been invigorating. I’m writing essays about movies for the Family Pictures Podcast; I’m sharing fun remixes from Maren Deepwell and Tom Woodward that appeared in a work Slack; I’m promoting a conference I might have otherwise simply boosted on Mastodon (if I even saw it); all of this in addition to my regularly scheduled diorama and VHS-scan obsession posts. The exercise of posting more has resurfaced a sense of what may have been lost as we’ve split our online presence across more and more services—even the open ones.

I was afraid that knocking out 24 posts in less than two weeks was going to be hard, but it wasn’t—it was easy. I’ve been doing this for 20 years; I’m a professional! Somewhere along the way a complex formed that only long, serious (well, I wouldn’t go that far) posts deserve space on the bavablog. Why? That idea just seeped into my workflow as I followed the siren song of centralized platforms. But 20 years later I still have the bava, and I can post how I want to.

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Folk Wisdom from Creepshow 2

Creepshow 2 Posters

I watched the horror/comedy anthology Creepshow 2 (1987) last week. While in Portland I picked up a deluxe Arrow release with UHD and 4K discs and all sorts of extras—commentaries, ephemera, and even a comic with the missing episode “Pinfall” (there are only three segments in the film itself).

A Lost Tale of Horror

One of the things that really struck me while watching the first story, “Old Chief Wood’nhead,” this time around was the relationship between the elderly shopkeepers Ray and Dorothy Spruce (played by George Kennedy and Dorothy Lamour). Their back-and-forth about keeping the store open in what is essentially a ghost town hit harder than I expected. Dorothy gently suggests that maybe it’s time to retire—that the town is gone. Ray responds with something that feels like it was lifted from another century:

Martha, this store made it possible for us to get married.
This store sent the girls off to school.
This store has given us the savings to give to our grandchildren.

It’s a touching little moment, and honestly it feels nostalgic even for 1987. The subplot involving the local Native American community—equally down on its luck—initially looks like it might turn into a predictable conflict, but instead becomes a bridge of shared hardship, dignity, and communal pride.* It’s earnest, corny even, but genuinely warm.

And then the 1980s crash through the door, literally. A mixed-race, mixed-class trio of vain, TV-poisoned punks barges into this 1950s general-store fantasy and drags everyone back into the reality of Reagan-era precarity. The tonal shift is brutal: pillaging, assault, murder. The fantasy collapses.

But of course this is Creepshow, so a different fantasy steps in: the wooden war chief who comes to life to exact revenge on the MTV de-generation.

Still from Creepshow 2 featuring the moment when the 1950s meets the 1980s

But what I keep returning to is Ray and Martha and their sense of self-worth tied to a place that is falling apart. Two people at the end of their working lives trying to understand whether the thing they built still matters.

I can’t help thinking about this as I close in on the 4,000-post mark on this blog. Those posts sit atop roughly 16,500 comments, a record of a community that showed up for me again and again. Much like Ray’s store, this blog made so many things possible. I’m not exaggerating when I say: without the bava, there would be no EDUPUNK, no ds106, and in terms of communal storefronts, probably no Reclaim Hosting.

I kept hearing Ray’s speech while I was writing this:

… this blog made it possible for us to get married.†
This blog sent the girls off to school.
This blog has given us the savings to give to our grandchildren.

I know people come and go here, that’s how the web works. But I’m genuinely proud that I’ve always written whatever I wanted. I’ve tried not to be too much of a jackass (not always successfully, especially early on), but over time I came to understand the responsibility of running one’s own little corner of the web.

This blog has always been where I reflect on my life—personal and professional. It indirectly gave me my own business, allowed me to move to Italy, and kept me close to my family. And I never had to sell the farm to make any of that happen.

My blogging changed because I changed, not because I wanted to turn this into a marketing funnel. During the chaotic Reclaim startup years I was equal parts thrilled and terrified, and that’s all here—on the record.

But perhaps the single most fortunate part of this whole journey is that I never had to turn blogging into money directly. I spend more time on this blog than on almost anything else I do professionally. Technically that’s a mountain of unpaid labor, but at the same time the blog has become my work, and it has—indirectly—paid every bill. I don’t know quite how to explain this except to say: blogging became a way of life, and doing it honestly, consistently, and openly has given me a good life, one I’m deeply grateful for.


*It erases the settler-colonial and capitalist realities beneath those shared hardships, but that’s a post for another day.
†Not literally—I was married before the blog—but you get the idea.

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Silent Night Deadly Night VHS Scans

I am finally turning to my Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) diorama, and the first piece was to get some good scans of the tape I have so that I can scale it up for the window and get some decent-resolution prints.

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I got the spines of the tape scanned in as well. I love the spine designs—there’s not too much media these days that has a spine!

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Finally, I got a decent scan of the top of the box. Given that it was a bit uneven, it didn’t come out perfect. It’s also where we get the commercial-use warning, which is kind of an odd location.

Silent Night Deadly Night VHS Scans

I also scanned the back of the tape, though I’m not going to print that out since it will never be in view. Although if I decide I like the print enough to and scrap the whole idea of a three-dimensional chimney, I may rethink that. Here it is just in case:

Silent Night, Deadly Night VHS Scan

This morning I asked Michael Branson Smith to take a look and see if he could cleanly replace all the text on the tape about Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Friday the 13th with the clean, concise prose from the movie poster, namely:

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MBS is the bomb.com. I think it’s much cleaner this way, and while I’m taking artistic liberty with the original VHS design, I do think it’ll work better for the diorama.

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Now that that’s done, I wanted to get a sense in Preview of how the tape will scale. Currently it’s 10.3 cm wide (4 inches) and 18.92 cm high (7.5 inches). If I multiply that by 6 or 7, I get roughly a 60–70 cm (2–2.5 feet) wide tape by 115–125 cm tall (4–4.5 feet).

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I did the same math with the spines and got the figures I needed quicker than just about anything else I’ve done thus far. Loving that we don’t have to worry about perspective on this one.

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I played with the numbers based on some wood I had hanging around the office, and I think the final measurements will be the following:

  • Front and back cover: 68.32 cm wide (scaled from 10.3) × 125.5 cm high (scaled from 18.92)
  • Sides: 17.47 cm deep (scaled from 2.68) × 125.5 cm high (scaled from 18.92)
  • Top: 68.32 cm wide × 17.47 cm deep

The sides are 125.5 cm because I have a 251 cm piece of OSB board that I can just cut in half to make the side panels. I’m using a scale factor of 7.2 for the height, but tacking on a little more for the spine width since the wood is a bit wider than 17 cm —I’m doing this purely so I don’t have to make another cut. Cleaner is better.

Wood for diorama

Tomorrow I head to Obi (the Italian Home Depot) to pick up a large 130 cm × 70 cm OSB board for the front of the tape (and maybe a second for the back?). I also need fake snow, fake brick wallpaper (if I can find it), icicles, and some screws and a few brackets. It’s Bob the Builder time.

Although honestly, I’m still not convinced I need to do anything more than just get the tape scanned images  printed out, throw a few brackets on it, screw it all together, and bam—done. Easiest diorama ever. Maybe some black wrap for the background? Not sure, but given it’s the holidays, I’m convinced less is more.

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EdTech You: Digital Learning From How to Who

Maren and I were discussing conferences for 2026, and one she brought up was the annual Irish Learning Technology Association (ILTA), which is celebrating their 25th annual event.  The event is taking place Wednesday the 3rd & Thursday the 4th of June, 2026. I’ve been looking for a good, fun conference to attend, and given the fact that Eamon Costello is currently the organization’s president means it’s a gamble at best. That said, the video sold me because I love a good nutball at the helm 🙂 Hopefully I’ll see you in Doubling and Doubling in June.

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Deconstructing Halloween

I spent an hour yesterday afternoon dismantling the Halloween diorama. This is the first one I’ve been pretty surgical about, not too many emotions. Leading up to it there was a two week burst of work, then the Halloween Haunted Arcade, and then done. Pretty much all I was thinking about while taking it down was reclaiming the diorama space back to start scaling the next one. I hope Trento takes this coming one in the holiday spirit it’s meant 🙂

Deconstructing Halloween

Above you can see the back of Halloween diorama preparing to get deconstructed. You can even see the mannequin head from the Creepshow “Something to Tide Me Over” diorama, so this tradition runs deep.

Deconstructing Halloween

I used screws and a glue-gun to keep Michael Myers attached to the remote controlled curtain rod.

Deconstructing Halloween

The remote controlled curtain rod made the movement of Michael from behind the bush possible, and it was pretty awesome.

Deconstructing Halloween

The hedge came out easily. I didn’t have to affix this anywhere, it just sat in there perfectly.

Deconstructing Halloween

The tree is interesting because it came out cleanly and now I kind like it as a piece of furniture in the office, it looks pretty cool. At the moment it’s not totally stable, so I have to come up with something to plant it in.

Deconstructing Halloween

I used some pieces of scrap wood to keep the tree solid in the hole we cut out, might need to think through how I can use something similar so it can rest firmly in the office area without assistance.

Deconstructing Halloween

Right now I have some boxes and transformer boxes keeping it upright.

Deconstructing Halloween

But I’m not going to lie, the tree still looks good to me.

Deconstructing Halloween

With all that out, I just had to clean up the leaves, remove the base, take down the painting backgrounds, and detach the spotlight.

Deconstructing Halloween

I swept the leaves towards the front of the space so I could get the base out cleanly. The base was built out of 3/4″ OSB board, so it was pretty hefty.

Deconstructing Halloween

You can see where I cut into the base to insert the automatic curtain rod as a way to hide it as much as possible. That worked out pretty well, and all cut with an oversized circular saw.

Deconstructing Halloween

The base came out with minimal damage and after that I had to sweep the leaves as winter is coming.

Deconstructing Halloween

Then came time to dismantle the makeshift spotlight attached to the ceiling of the diorama I was so proud of getting in place at the last minute.

Deconstructing Halloween

 

Deconstructing Halloween

It came out easy enough given I had it wired into a junction piece that allowed me to just unscrew and go. After that I unscrewed the painted backgrounds and lined them up against some of the ones I still had hanging around from The Shining diorama.

Deconstructing Halloween

I also have the base leaned up against the “sandbox” built for the Creepshow diorama. So it is becoming apparent I’m going to need a storage space for all the old dioramas, the pieces are beginning to add up.

Deconstructing Halloween

But the diorama space is now empty and I need to spec out the Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) scaled-up VHS tape. Hopefully that one will be far less overhead, but just writing that is the kiss of death.

Deconstructing Halloween

So we can officially close the curtains on the Halloween interactive diorama of 2025. It broke new ground of the possibilities of the diorama, but as Tommy reminds me, as an artist I must always look forward 🙂

Deconstructing Halloween

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3,990

With this post, I’m now ten away from the magic 4,000. Yes, this is absolutely a vanity run. And yes, this is also unapologetically a placeholder post, designed solely to goose the numbers. I contain multitudes.

Cartman definitely channels some bava energy

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Shane Is Fight Club in Reverse

One of the things that emerged in our discussion of Shane (1953) in episode 44 of the Family Pictures Podcast is just how explicitly the film is rooted in real labor history, specifically the Johnson County War of the late 19th century. Wealthy Wyoming cattle barons, threatened by homesteaders organizing collectively, hired guns from Texas to assassinate labor organizers. When the small ranchers fought back, federal power intervened not on behalf of justice, but to quietly protect capital. No one of consequence was punished. The powerful walked free. That historical context matters, because Shane softens (but never erases) that class war.

That’s what gives the film its socialist undercurrent. The homesteaders don’t survive through rugged individualism—they survive through mutual aid. Their meetings, their shared rides into town, even the way they pay collectively for damages after the barroom brawl—all of it frames community as the only counterweight to private power. This is frontier labor politics, not mythic lone-wolf heroism.


Shane and Joe work together, WPA style, to root out an old tree trunk (and injustice)

But where Shane becomes truly strange and profound is in the way it stages violence inside the family. Joe Starrett (Van Heflin) is presented as an ideal postwar father: gentle, domestic, emotionally present, and committed to cooperation. And yet the violent work of frontier protection cannot fully belong to him if the family is to survive. That violence must be displaced outward—onto Shane (Alan Ladd).


Shane both part of the family and not, but once you see him as Van Heflin’s Tyler Durden–like alter ego, it’s everywhere in the film

Shane is not just a hired gun. He is the externalized violent self Joe cannot be if he wants to remain a husband and father. This is where MBS’s lightbulb moment mid-podcast wherein he notes how much Shane and Joe’s relationship resembles that of Tyler Durden and the narrator in Fight Club (1999)—but moving opposite directions.

In Fight Club, Tyler Durden exists to pull the narrator away from domesticity and into violence to feel alive. In Shane, the function is reversed: Shane exists so Joe can remain inside the home and suppress his rage. Shane absorbs the violence so Joe doesn’t have to become akin to the hollowed-out shell of a man that is Ethan Edwards in The Searchers.

Their physical and psychic equality is uncanny. They fight back-to-back in the saloon and Joey’s earlier question of whether his dad could lick Shane is increasingly harder to answer. What’s more, at the funeral of a fellow homesteader murdered by a hired gun, Shane helps Joe by finishing his aborted speech to admonish the homesteaders to stay and resist.

Probably the most striking example of their being two sides of the same moral coin is when they fight each other in a kind of father vs. shadow-self brawl. As this long fight proceeds (the extensive and graphic fight scenes in Shane seem right out of Fight Club, frankly) the very firmament around them seems to be upended. The horses and cattle freak out as if nature itself were being attacked, suggesting this final fight as a fissure of this doubled ego. They are the same man split in two directions: one toward family, one toward killing.

And little Joey sees this.


Little Joey and his toy gun that is a constant throughout the film

Joey’s obsession with Shane isn’t just childish hero worship—it’s the seductive pull of violence itself. He watches every fight. He chews candy while men beat each other senseless. He dreams of guns. He follows Shane into danger. Violence is being imprinted on him as an inheritance.

This is what makes the film truly postwar. The child is absorbing the spectacle of masculinity just as a generation of boys had absorbed World War II. Shane ultimately tells Joey that “there’s no living with a killing,” but the damage is already partly done. Joey has already watched the transformation.


Joey chewing on the bar fight as if it were an oversized candy cane

Marian (Jean Arthur) understands this most clearly. She desires Shane, but she constantly re-routes that desire into maternal care—bandaging wounds, sending him out of the rain, feeding him. She tries to neutralize the erotic charge of violence by domesticating it. The gun may just be a tool, as Shane lectures, but Marian would feel much better if Shane’s were not around. That tension never fully resolves. The home can only survive by expelling the man who saved it.

That’s the central tragedy/paradox: Good families need bad men—but bad men cannot live in good families.

This is why Shane must leave. Not because he is unwelcome—but because his presence threatens the very conditions he made possible, just as Ethan sits outside the threshold of the Bjornson’s home at the end of The Searchers.


Ethan standing uncomfortably at the threshold of the door to his Bjornson’s home to close the movie

And this is where MBS’s Fight Club reading lands perfectly. Tyler Durden explodes the home to free the violent self. Shane destroys himself to save the home from violence. Same mechanism, but opposite moral trajectories.

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When Christmas Icons Go Wrong

In the Reclaim Slack Maren Deepwell shared some seasonal modifications to the beloved Reclaim Hosting icon that ruled:

Reclaim Ho-Ho-Hosting

Being the awesome person that he is, Tom Woodward, offered a slight revision for a darker take on the holiday.*

Reclaim Hosting vs Silent Night, Deadly Night

I will always and forever love the back and forth remix fun that the smacks of the best of the small, personal web. If it ain’t fun, it ain’t done.

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*I imagine inspired by a diorama I have yet to start and only have 7 days left on my timeline [sighs].

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