AI Maddeness Films

I finally got around to making a video recap of week 13’s matchup between the NY Jets and the Chicago Bears. It was a special one. Curtis Martin passed both the single season rushing and touchdown records in the same game. Obviously it’s only possible in the AI Maddenesss universe, but fake can be just as good 🙂 You can read the full game recap with GIFs and all over on AI Sports Zone. The video recap was basically just implementing what I had already done earlier this year when creating a NFL Films knock-off of a week 17 matchup between Arizona and Washington. the Ai Maddeness Films icon is new though, and I am kinda loving it. The only issue is it takes at least a couple of hours to knock  one of these out, so it adds even more time to the AI Maddeness timesink.

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3,976

With this post, I’m 24 entries away from hitting 4,000. To satisfy my sense of symmetry, I’d need to publish another 24 posts in the next 10 days so that I land on exactly 4,000 at the moment this blog turns 20. I love that idea, because it would average out to 200 posts a year for 20 years—without missing a single month since December 2005.

This blog has always been a long-distance affair, and I’m really proud of the ongoing effort. It’s given my life a sense of meaning through reflection, and that’s not nothing. The archive has become a kind of map of who I’ve been, where I’ve gone, and what I’ve loved along the way.

So can I muster an average of 2.4 posts a day over the next 10 days? Why not? This is a b blog after all—we’ve been doing more with less for almost twenty years now.

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Art for Art’s Sake

Harikiri

Sketch of Hanshir? from Harikir (1962) by Tommy

There’s a superpower in art. Those who can draw, paint, write, play an instrument, sing, sculpt—creators of all stripes—seem to have access to a different plane of existence, or maybe it’s just a clearer, deeper sense of this one. I’m not sure. But I do know that they—along with teachers—occupy a special space within the bava pantheon.

So when, over the last year, my youngest threw himself heart and soul into drawing, painting, and sculpting, I got to witness firsthand the sense of purpose that comes with making things. The joy. The spark. The quiet satisfaction that follows the grind of building skills. And selfishly, I get to feed off that energy. His growth inspires me to try and do the same.

I genuinely can’t imagine why anyone would try to persuade a child away from a life in the arts. I’ve been trying to convince my kids to become artists from the beginning. It’s not always easy, because everywhere art is confused with attention—and attention has become the cheapest currency there is. In this increasingly vacuous world, the only antidote to the endless drone around security, money, and hollow spirituality is art. Real art. The kind that isn’t begging to be monetized, packaged, or optimized for engagement.

Could you imagine telling your child to study business instead of art, poetry, or language? In a world where nearly everyone is on the take, performing as feckless content creators, only the bold few still embrace art for art’s sake. We’ve never been richer in tools to create and imagine, yet so many have chosen the path of the beggar—selling their creative souls to the optics of algorithmic success and the commerce of Instagram aesthetics.

But watching my kid lost in a sketch, puzzling through how to shape clay—stubbornly wrestling the world into something new—reminds me that art isn’t dead. It just needs space, encouragement, patience, and people willing to protect it from the machinery that eats meaning.

Maybe that’s the calling. To make art not because it pays off, but because it restores something essential in us. To nurture it in ourselves and in the people we love. To trust that creation, in its purest form, is its own reward.

Art for art’s sake.
Nothing less.

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Diorama

Back in December of 2008 (almost 17 god-damned years ago!) I wrote a post on this blog, “A Very Bava Xmas”, about the 1984 holiday exploitation film Silent Night, Deadly Night. In particular, I focused on the early scene where Grandpa warns little Billy about the dangers of Santa Claus. The original YouTube video I embedded is long gone, but luckily ScreamFactoryTV has a high-quality version up for anyone interested in the real lowdown on the fat man in red.

The key to that post is a comment by Tom Woodward, who noted how visually arresting the VHS cover was back in the day:

I remember the cover of that video so clearly. Santa’s arm with the axe visible as he goes down the chimney. Strangely, my parents would never let me rent it . . .

That was 100% my experience too. The only difference is my parents were MIA most of the time, and with little oversight the Groom kids rented what we wanted — and rarely returned anything on time 🙂

Silent Night, Deadly Night movie poster.

Tom linked to the poster that features the awesome tagline: “You made it through Halloween, now try and survive Christmas.” I love that so much, and going back to that old post helped me cement the vision for this year’s Christmas diorama: a gigantic VHS tape modeled on the one below.

Silent Night, Deadly Night VHS

Silent Night, Deadly Night VHS tape

But instead of all the text calling out A Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Friday the 13th, I’m just going to include the “You made it through Halloween…” tagline. It’s more succinct for the Italian population here, and it playfully alludes to the horror of the season far better.

So, the plan is to make a roughly 4′ by 2.5′ tape (or whatever the scaled-up dimensions of a VHS work out to) sitting in several inches of fake snow. The walls and ceiling of the diorama will depict a snowy night scene. The tape will stand upright like the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey, but the middle section — with the roof, chimney, and Santa’s arm holding the two-headed axe — will be built out in three dimensions. Essentially, a VHS tape with some real holiday depth.

To the point of my last post, I decided on a more straightforward diorama this time around because I’ll quickly run out of time, and this should be a reasonably easy project (famous last words?). I’m giving myself until December 15th… ready, set, Ho-Ho-Go!

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Halloween Diorama Wrap-up

It’s been over a month since the Halloween diorama went live, and I’m ready to take it down this week as preparations for a Christmas diorama begin in earnest. That makes this the shortest-lived of the three dioramas thus far. I’m getting into this whole diorama thing, and having a few under my belt has helped confidence levels, not to mention a better understanding of what is and isn’t doable. Beyond the possible, being able to predict what will or won’t take a ton of time/labor is really important. It’s all about learning to tame the diorama dragon!

Halloween Diorama

I already wrote about the idea behind this diorama before it was actually built out, and reflecting on that post I do think the scene worked pretty well, even if less iconic then The Shining moment featuring the Grady sisters in the hallway. I mentioned one of the things I really wanted to capture was this sense of fall that this moment in the film creates, and while I’m not sure we totally achieved that I love the fact that we went for it. This diorama was the first wherein we painted the backgrounds and modeled the tree from scratch. That meant a significant amount of work that made our two week deadline feel super tight, but I’m glad we did because it stretched us quite a bit—despite the fact Tommy learned what a pain in the ass I’m to work with, poor kid. Did I lose it a couple of times? Yeah. Was it in service to ART and not filthy lucre? FUCK YEAH! Being his own burgeoning species of artist, I think he’s beginning to understand the great weight we carry around in our hearts and minds.

Halloween Diorama

Tommy and Anto starting to paint the centerpiece background 

Anyway, painting the backgrounds and sculpting trees takes times, but luckily we had Antonella’s calming competence take over the tree making and branch sculpting; Tommy led on drawing and painting the centerpiece; and Riki painted the sky, side panels, and more. It required a lot of hands to make this come together as quickly as it did, but it did come together and in the end I loved that we opted to paint the backgrounds and sculpt the tree.

Centerpiece of the diorama that makes up the scene behind Michael Myers

The tree branches were sculpted by braiding then wire and covering them with clay and then painting them dark brown

The tree trunk has a foam core skeleton that we covered with two or three layers of masking tape, and then painted

The textuality of paint is powerful, and the colors made the window come alive in ways I hadn’t expected. It was also nice to push into new mediums: the creation of the tree out of foam core and masking tape was cool. And while we stopped short of the toxic foam for bark texture, I still thing it looks pretty good. We used a small, cheap video projector to blow-up the scene to help map out the perspective for the background paintings.

Halloween Diorama

Mapping out the hedge scene on the wall so Tommy could get some scale and perspective for the background painting

Halloween Diorama

The diorama sidewalk bleeding into the hedge scene from the movie.

Halloween Diorama

Tommy starting to sketch the background center piece

The actual sidewalk, grass, and hedge were the first pieces we built out, and those came together relatively quick. At the box store for home improvements here in Trento, namely Obi, I was able to pick up some cheap fake grass and hedge leaves, as well as some OSB board. Rather then building the base of this one in foam core like we did with The Shining hallway, I opted to actually build the base out of wood given I wanted it to be more solid.* We did, however, use foam core to create the template for both the trapezoidal diorama area as well as the perspectival sidewalk within it. Those templates were then used to cut those pieces out of OSB board with a circular saw—power tools have arrived into the diorama making 🙂

Foam core template for the diorama area that would be cut out of OSB board

Halloween Diorama

Sidewalk template cut out of foam core before being cut out of OSB board

The diorama base was then raised at an angle to help with the perspective.

Once the base was created we cut out the sidewalk and screwed that on top of the existing template. One of the coolest touches was etching out the sidewalk cement lines with a tool akin to a Dremel. It helped both with the verisimilitude and the reinforcing of perspective.

Halloween Diorama

OSB sidewalk with lines etches in, also spray painted for a gray like cement effect

In the image above you can also see a long trench cut out towards the back-left. That’s for the track Michael Myers moves along as he appears and disappears from behind the hedge. Beyond the painting, that was the real ‘innovation’ of this diorama. I bought an electrical curtain rod that had a remote control and I flipped-it over and used as small a piece of track as possible. To my great surprise it worked pretty well—and the remote must be using a radio frequency because I could mount it outside the window and the track would still respond to the command to open or close the curtains.

So with the base built out and the background panels painted, the last bit was to get the tree to stand in the hole and attach the autumnal leaves to the wire-branches Antonella had braided. We tried live branches from a Japanese Maple in the yard, but the leaves died so quick that we had to find fake leaves to attach—which luckily was easy enough thanks to the evil empire that is Amazon.

Halloween Diorama

The sculpted tree with changing leaves as well as the on-the-fly wired spot light

You can also get a sense from the above image of the blue, cloud filled skies that made up the ceiling. Riki really made short work of the side panels and the ceiling, and for that we were fortunate he can paint so well, so quickly because for a little bit I thought we were going to have to fake the side panels with something else—but that was unacceptable. In for a penny, in for a pound. The other thing you can see in the above image is the spot light that helped to highlight Michael Myers, who would’ve otherwise been lost in the shadows. I re-wired a small spotlight on the fly that had its own switch—I felt pretty awesome about. The one issue, as Tommy warned, was that a misplaced light source could throw off the effect of the assumed light in the painting. He’s probably right, but given the fact that a fair amount of the background was subsumed by the hedge and tree, I don’t think we’ll be getting too much hate mail on that point.

Michael Myers cut-outs—I think this might be from the Halloween reboot from 20017, but who is counting?

The final pieces were cutting out a silhouette of Michael Myers to attach to the track.

Halloween Diorama

Michael Myers on the track to diorama awesomeness!

That worked out pretty cleanly, even if the figure is more akin to the more recent Michael Myers than the 1978 edition—we were on a timeline people!

Halloween Diorama

A sense of the diorama’s perspective and colors, which I love.

You can get a sense of how colorful the whole thing was; the mixing fake and real leaves on the sidewalk and grass adds a nice effect. It really did “scream” fall, if you will.

Halloween Diorama

A fuller look at the diorama from the street

There are a few other pieces I failed to discuss here, like the sidewalk’s elevated ledge, but I’ll add more detail to the descriptions of the images on Flickr given they ‘re all collected in an album. As it stands, I’m over a month late with this post and I need to get this out of draft and onto the blog so I can begin to document the next one—no rest for the diorama weary. Before we close, though, it makes sense to show you the moveable track in action. We were able to successfully securee the radio remote outside the office to allow people to move Myers back and forth from behind the hedge, which was a definite coup for this amateur. Finally, I love that Miles was able to join us on Halloween to help christen this first of its kind “interactive bav-O-Rama.”

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*The diorama space is pretty small and there are times I need to crawl in there and adjust lights or in this case the tree. A foam core base would make that impossible, so from here on out I think all the bases will be made with more solid materials.

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Catching Up with AI Maddeness

November was a blur between Reclaim Open, travel, and work. One of the things that suffered as a result was keeping up with AI Maddeness. Running a fully automated media empire around a season of Madden 2001 is far more manual work than I ever imagined. That said, having an ongoing account of the weekly games and creating a sense of ‘eventness’ as we head into playoff season is starting to pay off. Mid-season is always a slog, but with the playoffs just 5 short weeks away the intensity has started to ratchet up.

Week 12 standings with division and conference records for each team

One of the things I spent a lot of time working on this month is making sure the standings page included accurate division and conference records. Those details have consistently been the Achilles’ heel for ChatGPT when it comes to this project. If I don’t do it weekly and double-check all the work the machine invariably screws up these records. That’s unacceptable given the playoff picture depends on them for determining the broader playoff race—just look at how tight the NFC Central and AFC Central are currently.

Apart from that, I’m still doing a full re-watch of every game and writing out a full play-by-play summary that becomes the base of the weekly AI Sports Zone recap post. And then there’s the numerous GIFs that provide inline game highlights. I find that part of the process a lot of fun, but it’s also a ton of writing and GIF-making—two things the bava is not afraid of.

GIF of Curtis Martin running like a beast for 22 yards in week 12

Playing from behind over the last four weeks has meant I haven’t been able to explore things like video highlights reels, a podcast, re-styling the websites, and playing other games beside the Jets—all casualties of world enough and time. I even put the Gangus Green fan posts on hiatus given they were getting repetitive and I haven’t had the headspace to make them more interesting. I can always say he got sick and went into the hospital for a 5-6 weeks and the only thing keeping him alive was the Jets 10-1 season and Curtis Martin’s historical dominance. It’s my story to write in the end because no one is listening 🙂

Week 10 Recap: Jets’ Perfect Season Crumbles at Home in Overtime Thriller

Speaking of storylines, there are at least two that have emerged that have been fun to play along with. The first was the Jets perfect season. Going into week 10 the Jets were 8-0 and playing an underperforming 3-5 Denver Broncos. I was telling my friend Zach in Portland that I was going to wipe the floor with the Broncos, and I am sure that’s why I lost that one—“that’s your pride fucking with you!” As the game recap recounts, it was a tight one and the Jets pushed it to overtime in the last seconds of regulation, but as was the case all afternoon the Jets had no answer for Ed McCaffrey who had 10 receptions for 212 yards and 3 TDs, while Brian Griese was 18 for 29 with 366 yards and 3 TDs. It was a hard pill for me to swallow, and I’m not gonna lie—it hurt. But it also reminded me that any given Sunday the AI Maddeness dream can crumble for the Jets. I was afraid that after that loss the Jets would lose a step, but in the following weeks in two divisional games against solid opponents in the Colts and Dolphins they played hard and are now sitting pretty atop the AFC East at 10-1. Maybe we needed a little adversity to remind us that once you get cocky, kid, the NFL empire strikes back.

Curtis Martin gets to 2,000 yards in just 12 weeks—faster than any other player in Ai Maddeness history

The other storyline that is an absolute blast is Curtis Martin just dominating the league. There have been conversations around him as MVP since mid-season but as recently as last week he appears to be a shoe-in. In week 12 against the Dolphins he ran for 256 yards and 3 touchdowns which brought him to 2,040 yards on the season, making him the first player in the history of AI Maddeness to make it to 2000+ yards so quickly. In the real NFL O.J. Simpson made it to 2,003 yards in week 14 of the 1973 season, which was the final week of the regular season during that era. That feat still remains the quickest any player has hit or passed 2,000 rushing yards in the regular season of the NFL. Going into Week 13—today’s game!—the narrative immediately turned to Curtis Martin breaking the all-time single season rushing record held by Eric Dickerson. If all goes as planned, Martin should blow by that mark at home against the Chicago Bears who have the worst rushing defense in the league. He needs just 66 yards to surpass the 2,105 yards Dickerson amassed during the 1984 season—a record that has stood for over four decades. It’s history in the making!

Week 13 Preview: Chicago Bears (2–9) at New York Jets (10–1)

And this is when it gets fun because the other narrative element that hasn’t even been mentioned is that his 26 rushing touchdowns is just two away from tying LaDainian Tomlinson’s 28 during the 2006 season. So it’s very possible that Curtis Martin could break both the most rushing yards and touchdowns for a single season in week 13 of the 2000-2001 AI Maddeness season. Pretty intense, no?

IT’S IN THE GAME!!!

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Media Haul: Vinyl, Laserdiscs, DVDs, and more

Media Hauling: Amoeba Records Vinyl

I’m back from my final trip of the year, and when in Rome it’s hard for me not to do some media hauling. I hit Amoeba Records in LA and picked up Drain’s California Cursed, Shudder to Think’s Pony Express Record (who I saw live a couple of days later), Government Issue’s Boycott Stabb Complete Session, and Fuzz’s Earthen Gate. I also  scored quite a few laserdiscs that they were offloading for a good price (although that is relative, who even buys these anymore?). The gem of the bunch is The Great Rock and Roll Swindle laserdisc —thrilled to add that one to the collection and Quest for Fire is due a re-watch, as Mikhail reminds me.

I bought a few over-priced VHS from Slasher World on Melrose: The Hills Have Eyes, Scanners, and Blood Beach. The fourth (Silent Night, Deadly Night) was a prize secured stateside via Ebay.

Media Hauling: VHS Haul

In Portland, Oregon I hit the Blu-ray/UHD jackpot at Millenium Music, which has an awesome collection of recent releases. The haul included Outland, C.H.U.D., The Island, One Armed Boxer, Creepshow 2, and The Killers.

Media Hauling: Blue-ray/UHD Haul

I already watched through Outland and all its special features and that film is definitely prescient. The way it imagines a future featuring big capital mining humans for everything they’re worth and then disposing of them unceremoniously is right on, the fact that everyone in the film just accepts it as inevitable is the sad bit.

Media Hauling: Repo Man CD

While not the vinyl, I was still thrilled to get the CD of my favorite movie soundtrack ever: Repo Man. Adding this CD into the 6-disc player’s rotation is welcome.

A Lost Tale of Horror

I am currently digging into the Arrow release of Creepshow 2 —“Thanks for the ride, Arrow!”—and the fact they give you a comic of the unfilled episode “Pinfall” is pretty awesome.

Media Hauling: Creepshow 2 Comic

Anyway, wanted to capture a bit of the media I am both buying and watching here because otherwise I never remember when I bought what and even what the hell I have. The brain going is definitely another reason to run your own blog.

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Slashback Video

Slashback Video

I’m not sure exactly what to say about this one, it was a bit like that Spider-man meme when I was like wait, that’s me? I walked into my own dream.

This is your video store? You do this too?

When I first went into Slasher World it was on Mikhail’s recommendation, and I wasn’t exactly sure what it was. I was initially attracted by this little Michael Myers Bobble Head doll behind a fence, I was thinking it similar to him behind the bush.

Michael Meyers Bobble Head

But then I look up and there’s a life-size Michael Myers on the porch of his house, albeit looking a bit thinner and confused.

Slashback World's Michael Meyers on Porch

I started thinking this was interesting, similar to something Tim had been talking to me about earlier this year. Next to Michael was Freddie Krueger on the porch of Nancy’s house—I was again seeing dioramas everywhere. These sets are a bit cookie cutter, but work for a photo-op—I do want to keep the socials out of bava.studio to be honest. The kids want it, but they don’t know the horror, the horror. Anyway, I was still not sure what the space was—something I’m used to with bava.studio.

Slashback World with Freddy on the Porch

Continuing to walk around I found a few shelves of over-priced VHS tapes—I got a nice copy of The Hills Have Eyes and Scanners, as well as a sub-par Blood Beach and I loved the whole thing.

Slashback Video: VHS Haul from Slasher World

Still unsure what to make of it all, we continued to the cashier and its there we learned the entire back of the space is an exhibit dedicated to an old school VHS store. DĂ©jĂ  vu! It was not only like walking into my Trento office (although awesomer), it was really similar to Reclaim Video, the once video store converted to the entrance of Reclaim Arcade,. Only difference is this one is dedicated entirely to horror films to keep with the space’s theme. I’m not gonna lie, it was pretty awesome, and part of me feels like I’m vindicated—Tim and I were bringing this to the folks of Fredericksburg years before it hit Melrose—and it was run by a robot! 🙂 The whole thing is pretty brilliant, and custom made for my interests—how insane is that?

Slashback Video

It’s weird to see this stuff and not feel like I’m somehow part of a zeitgeist, however silly. The shared spirit of imagining media from another time and reflecting on its own particular design nuances is very satisfying, and as soon as I walked into this exhibit I was on the other side of the experience and I never get enough of that treat. So here’s a quick video walk-through and a bunch of photos with details from the shop.

The cashier area was a site to behold, the “I Love My VCR” sticker suggests the presence of Josh Schafer, a.k.a Lunch Meat, not sure but it feels like a project he might be behind.

Slashback Video front Desk

Slashback Video: I Love My VCR

I love the Jason and Leatherface Atari 2600 cartridges, both movies really had games for that console and I wonder if those are the actual cartridges—I never saw one of those. There is also The Crazies poster that I have in my basement, as well as a larger format Creepshow 2 poster, that I have a smaller version of in bava.studio.

Slashback Video: The Crazie

You can almost see the They Live poster off to the right. They had two video games, but not original cabinets (that was a ding in the grade book) but playing Ghosts and Goblins and Splatterhouse.

Ghosts and Goblins

But in the end it is all about the tapes:

Slashback Video My Bloody Valentine

And tapes:

Slashback Video VHS

And tapes:

Slashback Video Halloween VHS

And tapes:

Slashback Video VHS

They’re so beautiful!

Slashback Video: The Brood

I mean Slasher World even had a stuffed ermine on their walls…

Slasher World Ermine

Just like bava.studio:

Erminia the Stuffed Ermine

What are the chances? I felt seen thanks for recommending we go in there, Mikhail, that was a total trip 🙂

Slashback Video

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Jaws Exhibit at Academy Museum

On Sunday Mikhail took me to the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures given they were running an exhibit on Jaws in honor of it’s 50th anniversary. It was pretty amazing.

Jaws: The Exhibition

We originally signed up for the tour, but it was a bit too packed and moved too fast for our taste, so we lingered back and really dug in on all the different artefacts on display.

But first, we tried our hand at the severed arm sand dune crab scene with pretty good results.

Jaws Exhibit: the Evil Dead Hand

Made me think was Sam Raimi quoting this scene in Evil Dead 2, maybe? This exhibit had a few built-in, hands-on moments where you can play with some scene from the film in real life, like the sand dune arm scene. The other one that was fun was the Dolly Zoom shot that tried to re-create using your phone. As Mikhail said, a little BYOD experimental fun in the museum.

Mikhail and I gave it a go and while the final result is underwhelming, the idea was fun.

But the real joy of this exhibit was all the different props and details that I totally geek out on, like the 1971 model of the IBM Selectric II that the Brody used to type out SHARK ATTACK:

IBM Selectric II (1971)

Or the Jaws t-shirt silkscreened for the crew … I want one!

Jaws Silk Screen

Crew T-shirt

And then you got a look at the underwater camera casing that they used to film the shots with the cage.

Underwater camera casing

Behind the actual casing they had a blown-up photo of them using the camera, and I have to say the image of the shark behind them is absolutely horrifying.

Image of underwater photography

Mikhail scratched the blackboard to get my attention, which worked!

I'll get your shark....

But details like the concept illustrations by Joe Alves that were used to sell the concept to the execs are pretty amazing.

Concept Illustrations

I also liked learning that the artist for the shark on the poster got his inspiration from taxidermied sharks at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That’s were all the great artists go 🙂

Concept Art for Jaws

But I kinda wanted a Jaws shirt like the one the crew had made for them, or with this shark from the original production office sign they had on display:

Jaws production Office Sign

You can see how each item in this exhibit, and there were over 200, becomes a rabbit hole/fetish all its own if you are of a certain generation and this film helped define the world for you. That is certainly the case for me, in fact Michael Branson Smith and I did a Family Pictures Podcast episode on Jaws as part of our Hot Summer 70s Family Horror series that digs into just how impactful this film was for children of the 1970s—and this exhibit really brought that point home.

MBS and I talked a lot about the making of the shark in that episode, and it was pretty cool to see the illustrations of the original 25’ model of Bruce (on the back wall) as well as to play with the hydraulics in this miniaturized version that reproduces the mechanical logic of the original:

A look inside Bruce

I was thrilled to see an original Killer Shark arcade cabinet on display. Unfortunately we couldn’t play it (in my world you would have), but that is a special game that I remember playing at Nunley’s in the late 70s.

Killer Shark Game Cabinet

The interface/control panel was a harpoon gun and it was very much a transitional electro-magnetic game to the more first-person shoots that would dominate the video game world just a few years later.

Killer Shark Game Cabinet Harpoon Gun Controller

I also appreciate the shout-0ut to Academy Award-winning editor Verna Fields. They had some great video of her editing the film and talking to Spielberg, and it is pretty apparent that she was not only amazing at a lost art form of physical film editing, but that she knew that Spielberg’s film was going to be amazing. it was clear she was a huge advocate for his work as an artist—and that is cool to see.

Spielberg and Verna Fields

Boy was I glad Mikhail and I slowed down and smelled the roses with this exhibit:

FIlm Editor Verna Fields

One of the coolest details for me were the blueprints for the building of Quint’s Shack.

Details from Quint's Shack Blueprints

This was one of the few building the created from scratch, and this part of the exhibit had various design sketches, the shark jaws on the wall, as well as the metal weathervane that was hung on his shack. What an amazing set, it also became apparent to me from this exhibit that production designer Joe Alves was an absolute GOAT. All those details are very much part of his vision of the space of the film.

Details from Quint's Shack Blueprints

Shark Weathervane from Quint's Shack

Details from Quint's Shack

I also found and reclaimed one of the lost stars of the film, Mikhail!

Hooper, Brody, Quint, and Mikhail

I also appreciated the prop yellow barrels that played such a huge role standing-in for the shark.

Prop Barrels

There was also a reproduction of the deck of the Orcaa that highlighted a bunch of artifacts from that moment in the film. There is the machete, the harpoon, and even some re-written pages from that great scene when Shaw is in the pulpit reminding Hooper that he is smart enough to know when he is wrong 🙂

Deck of the Orca reproduction

Quint on the Pulpit

Prop Machete from Jews

Harpoon Gun from Jaws

The scale of this exhibit is about what they graffitied on the “Welcome to Amity” billboard.

You see the scale in this picture?

It was an absolutely amazing experience for a Jaws fan like myself, and I am sure there are others out there who might lose their s**t entirely 🙂 There are a lot more details that I didn;t even get to, like the gallery of posters from around the world that has an amazing instance from Ghana during the 90s.

Hand-painted Ghanian Jaws poster from the 1990s

Or the 1976 Mad Magazine cover that I definitely remember seeing in our local candy store, newsstand.

Mad Magazine no 180, January 1976

The cultural impact of this squalus is legend, and the exhibit does a pretty good job paying that reality some very particular and detailed love if you take the time to dig in. It’s worth it. I actually put over 100 photos with even more detail in this album for anyone who might be interested in storyboards, marine maps, and more.

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Pedator: Badlands

Predator: Badlands Diorama

Once you start making dioramas about films you start seeing them everywhere. Case in point, I went to the AMC multiplex The Grove in LA and what do I see as soon as I enter the lobby? A diorama to promote the new Predator: Badlands film. It was a full-fledged installation with fake plants, a life-size Predator, rocks, glowing sword, and the like—I was impressed. Maybe the future is dioramas?

Predator with glowing sword as part of the diorama at the AMC Grove cineplex

Mikhail and I were actually heading to see this movie, so it was fun to find the life-size set in the lobby. The movie itself was bizarre, almost a throwback to 1980s sword and sorcery films like Beastmaster (1982) and their ilk—just with the veneer of the latest in CGI graphics. There was very little that seemed science fiction about the film, the ida of Predator clans and hunting mythical monsters made it feel much more like a D&D campaign. It was something of a big-budget b-movie rather than a Hollywood blockbuster. $110 million for a film with no real story, no production design, one star, and a hell of a lot of special effects would seem like a huge risk to me—but in just its first weekend it almost made its money back. The power of the diorama!

It’s something of a modern day “cinema of attractions” wherein people just go for the effect of the visual and sonic experience.* I laughed out loud at various moments given the absurdity of the story and writing. There’s a subtle self-consciousness around just how wooden and silly it all was; it walks that line of kitsch by playing an over empathetic, torn in-half android against the humourless Predator with daddy issues. The dearth of their “tool-based” relationship is only made more painful by the occasional attempts at comic relief with their orphaned pet Kalisk. It’s all very strange.

I think the real moral of this story is that the Predator figure is far cooler when the back story is left untold. Sometimes less is more. At the same time, I’m not sure why seeing it was so re-assuring, nothing like a really good bad action, adventure film to justify the $25 ticket and the 30+ minutes of commercials the theatre makes you suffer through. Turns out trash ain’t cheap.

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*My kids and I recently did that with Jurassic World Rebirth, which arguably much worse than Predator: Badlands cause it seemed to take itself so eriously.

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