Day 24: Raiders of the Lost Ark Action Figures

Image of Indiana Jones Action FiguresImage of Toht Action Figure

Imaeg of Belloq in RobesWhile talking about the Clash of the Titans action figures, I immediately am reminded of another series of figures based on Raiders of the Lost Ark that were released in 1982 and 1983, but never really took off as the Star Wars mania did. I had Indiana Jones and Toht, and I dug the whip action arm of Indy, and having a figure that had a whip was almost as cool as Chewbacca’s crossbow. That said, the Raiders of the Lost Ark figures were certainly prized by me, but more as an object of my affection for the film, than a real appreciate of the figures. They almost represented 8″ moments of my fandom. And, as is often the case, the fact the figures were ephemeral, the promised free promotional Belloq in Robes figure was never produced, and has become a bit of a Lost Ark of the Covenanat for toy collectors. According to the this page on toyarchive.com:

Belloq In Robes MOC was never produced. Only a handful of known salesman samples exist in collectors hands. These are highly treasured and there are many high quality fakes out there. Keep a watchful eye and if it’s to good to be true…you know the rest.

I love the whole idea of a fake Belloq in Robes trade somewhere out there. Brilliant.

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Day 25: Clash of the Titans Action Figures

Image fro Plaid Stallions
Image care of Plaid Stallions.

Clash of the Titans was one of the formative films of my childhood, so there can be no question that when the first—and only—line of figures were released by Mattel I was all over them. I particularly like Calibos and Charon, but the Kraken was not half bad either. These are rather rare toys because they never really took off despite the fact that Clash of the Titans was one of the many films post-1977 banking on being the next Star Wars. And while successful as a film, just like every other film ASW (after Star Wars it had no chance to compete with the Lucas marketing empire. The Clash of the Titans action figures are high on the list of toys I wished my mother wouldn’t have thrown out or sold at a garage sale for a quarter. And one day, i will own them all again šŸ˜‰ You can see more of the Clash of the Titans catalog on Plaid Stallions here.

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The Economcs of Adjuncting

This coming semester I’ll be teaching a class titled “Digital Storytelling” in the Computer Science department here at UMW. I haven’t taught through a classroom since the Summer of 2007, and I’m excited about the opportunity to integrate a lot of what I’ve been doing into a course that parallels many of my interests at the moment. And while I will be talking extensively about the design and logic behind this class on the bava, I wanted to take a moment to take a look at the economics behind adjuncting—a position I’ve held on and off for the last 12 years now.

When I received my contract letter for teaching this course, I remembered just why I had taken a break from adjuncting—the salary: $2976. At first it almost seems like a nice round number, but when you break it down, what does this figure really mean in terms of work? Well, I did some calculations with the DTLT crew today and we figured something like this. To design and teach a new course you probably need about 30-40 hours up front for reading, syllabus, general organization, etc. Add to that the time for teaching each week: 6 hours x 15 weeks = 90 hours. And add to that prep time each week: 6 hours x 15 weeks= 90 hours. Finally, add some office hours: 2 hours x 15= 30. Conservatively, you get something like the following in terms of hours spent working.

Pre-semester preparation: 35 hours
Teaching: 90 hours
Prep: 90 hours
Office hours: 30 hours

Total: 240 hours

So, what does the hourly wage work out to be for an adjunct professor at UMW? Well if you divide 2976 by 240 you get a whooping $12.14 an hour.

I know this might seem somewhat crass, and not inline with the “mission” of teaching for the love of passionately sharing and/or inspiring imaginations, but while I do love teaching and I’m rather passionate about the digital landscape right now, I’m also deeply troubled by the blatant inequalities within academia when it comes to part-time teaching labor, not to mention a grossly underpaid staff and facilities crew, which are in many ways keeping the machine running. And while I’m very much a part of that machine in my day job as an instructional technologist, I’m also aware of just how much I’m driven to “profess” by the cultural capital teaching a college-level class affords me. Not to mention the sacrosanct idea of the “mission” of the university—which often works to elide just how labor works within it.

So, why am I writing this? Well, because I don’t want to forget just how much of what we do in higher ed is premised on an economic and institutional stratification of roles and privilege that is all too often deflected by this larger sense of missionary work for the love of teaching and learning. And while a shared goal is not necessarily detrimental, it certainly seems problematic when any sense of negotiation, organization, and reflection on these realities at our institutions of higher learning is so seldomly attended to. For if we did take these issues seriously, and start to think more structurally around the deeper problems of educational institutions throughout the US, one of the conclusions we would soon come to is just how little value is placed on those that do the work, and how much is placed on those that oversee it. A reality which unearths so many of the underlying struggles and stratifications that have been, and continue to be, a fascinatingly hypocritical microcosm of the world education is supposed to save us from.

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Day 26: Mego’s The World’s Greatest Superheroes

super-heroes

If you grew up in the seventies there was really no way to avoid Mego’s “The World’s Greatest Superheroes” collection, which featured both DC and Marvel figure.Ā  Here’s a list of them all I snagged from the Mego article on Wikipedia:

The complete offering of WGSH’s in alphabetical order were: National Periodical Publications/DC Comics Heroes: Aquaman, Batgirl, Batman, Catwoman, Green Arrow, Isis, Joker, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Penguin, Riddler, Robin, Captain Marvel (for legal reasons labeled as Shazam), Supergirl, Superman, Tarzan*, Teen Titans and Wonder Woman (*Tarzan was originally licensed to Mego by creator Edgar Rice Burroughs, DC later acquired rights). Marvel Comics Heroes: Captain America, Conan, Falcon, Green Goblin, Hulk, Human Torch, Invisible Girl, Iron Man, Lizard, Mr. Fantastic, Spider-Man, The Thing and Thor.

These figures were the envy of every kid for just about a decade, and were the staple of just about every suburban home. I was a fan of Batman, Robin, Invisible Girl, Lizard, Spider-Man, Green Arrow and Riddler. But more than any one figure, the most amazing thing about the series was the weird ass suits made of cloth than kind of hung on the figures.Ā  They always looked disheveled and kind of like homeless superheroes. Add to that the crazy oven mitts sported by Batman and Robin, and what you have is without question one of the most memorable toy lines of the 70s.Ā  I cherished my Mego figures, and actually still have Lizard and Spider-Man. Posts like this make me want to head over to Ebay and buy the rest, which I would if I wasn’t always so broke.

Check out the World’s Greatest Superheroes comemrcial from 1976, it is amazingly telling about how sick this collection was:

Toys like the Mego figures bring me to the height of nostalgia, because action figures epitomized for me the most powerfully hypnotizing draw of the market economy built around toys. The irresistible lure of getting figures designed in the image of characters you dreamed about being. In many ways action figures—alongside video games—represented (and still represent for me) an unbelievably powerful example of objectifying the imagination while at the same time bringing it into action. One of the most powerful memories of my childhood took place on the night I returned home after seeing Star Wars in the theater in 1977 for the first time. When I got up to my room I committed myself to trying to make a figure of a Tuscan Raider—it was a way of materializing the vision so powerfully etched into my imagination after watching that film. I needed to somehow recreate it, make it palpable and malleable. I failed miserably, and, parenthetically, I fell asleep under my bed in the aborted creation process only to wake up to a neighborhood-wide manhunt for me. But the desire for that object of the imagination sparked by media—or is it shaped?—-has not gone away.Ā  And is at the very heart of the toy market which is driven by somethng far deeper and scary than consumerism—it’s a desire for externalized embodiment in a ill fitting cloth suit punctuated by over-sized rubber boots šŸ™‚

And then to speak of childhood dreams, there was the Mego shopping spree, which basically came down togiing a wide-eyed, toy obsessed child a 15 minute shopping spree in his or her favorite toy store with license to take as many Mego toys as they can put their hands on. How sick was that promotion?! I would fantasize about that possibility endlessly. Here’s the commercial, and it’s almost too much to watch for me.

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Day 27: Stretch Monster

Now, I have to admit that Stretch Armstong was very cool, and I had one growing up. But when I saw the commercial for Stretch Armstrong’s arch nemesis Stretch Monster I was sold, I think the music sealed the deal. I’d already fallen in love with the Creature from the Black Lagoon by then, and the resemblance Stretch Monster had with the creature made it a priority on my 1978 Xmas list.

Needless to say, Stretch Monster committed unseemly acts on Stretch Armstrong once I got him in 1978, not unlike what is pictured in the commercial. And truth be told, I don’t regret a thing šŸ™‚

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High Anxiety

Right now I’m enjoying a cable comma. And one of my favorite parts of cable is looking at how they are programming channels. To me HBO is shot right now, nothing interesting whatsoever, given I hate Curb Your Enthusiasm, and find Larry David about as unfunny as they come.. The channel I constantly find myself coming back to is Retroplex. The constantly have classics from the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s. Check out tonight’s line-up:
Sunday, November 29th

Fast Times At Ridgemont High 8:00 pm

National Lampoon’s Animal House 9:35 pm

Richard Pryor Live On The Sunset Strip 11:30 pm

And looking ahead they have Kiss Me Deadly (1958), On the Beach (1955), and Beat Street (1984). What more could you want out of a channel? Last night I stumbled across High Anxiety (1977) on Retroplex, and it is definitely one of the most underrated Mel Brooks film. His spoofs on Hitchcock are fun, and what I like about Brooks is he is willing to throw out as much schlock as he can think up, knowing at least some of it will stick—and it does. But my favorite scene from High Anxiety (a film I haven’t seen since we first got cable back in the late 70s) is Mel Brooks cum lounge singer. “ZZZiety!”

Brilliant, cable saved my life.

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Day 28: Star Wars Death Star Space Station

Death Star Sears Wishbook Ad

Back in 1978, this was without question my single favorite toy of all time, and in my opinion the greatest of the Kenner Star Wars toys back in the day. A given it’s pure awesomeness it in many ways remains one of my boyhood toys closest to my heart.Ā  The trash compactor filled with foam, and trash monster was without question magic. I could go on for a long time about this toy, but while searching for the commercial (embedded below) I came across a very thorough review that takes you through the whole toy rather comprehensively, and goes a long way to prove just how amazing the web is—and how joyfully willing people are to share their obsessions.

Star Wars Death Star Space Station Commercial

Star Wars Death Star Space Station Review

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Day 29: Navarone Playset

Image Credit: Wishbook's "1976.xx.xx JCPenney Christmas Catalog P410"

Image Credit: Wishbook's "1976.xx.xx JCPenney Christmas Catalog P410"

I was never a big soldier figurine kid, I had my share of tanks and little green soldiers, but I was often far more impressed with the Fisher Price sets, which had all kinds of trippy nooks and crannies. That said, the Navarone playset is one of my earliest memories of a full-fledged toy that had hundreds of pieces, and I put the three-level mountain fort together all by myself. I remember the yellow howitzer and rope ladders, also the elevator was a bitch to figure out, and I had to pull in my older brother for that one. But in the end, it is one of the toys from the 70s that really captured my imagination given the pure scale of the whole operation. It was also one of those toys that was not based on a film, but pushed me to watch Force 10 from Navarone (1978) which came out a year or two after I got the toy.

Looking more closely at the Navarone playset in the Sears catalog it’s ironic for me to see it has the Americans pitted against the Italians, rather than the Germans, which, in retrospect. is an interesting harbinger of things to come šŸ™‚

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Days 87-30: Atari 2600 Cartridges

Just when you thought it was safe to read the bava, I got fifty-seven more entries as an attempt to catch up on my 110 Toys to Xmas series, this post should serve three functions:

1) Catch me up, so I can wave to all the haterz that questioned whether this series would survive;
2) reacquaint you with all that groovy packaging art for the Atari 2600 cartridges that in many ways defined their appeal;
3) provide all you Atari 2600 junkies with some great nostalgia, even better each image and title links to the actual rom for each of these games, which can be played with the Stella Emulator (which has both Mac and PC versions).


Image credit: Wishbook’s “1983.xx.xx Sears Christmas Catalog P600”


Image credit: Wishbook’s “1983.xx.xx Sears Christmas Catalog P599”

So here we go, but before I start my list, it must be noted that come 1978/1979 the Sears Xmas Catalogs were literally taken over by video games, in many ways the toy section of these catalogs were indelibly changed with the advent of mass consumer video games, because the toy market itself was forever changed.Ā Alongside VCRs and cable, the advent of video games was without question a defining cultural trend of my childhood, and I would argue all three defined me in some real way, as they did the culture of capital.Ā Take a look at the markets surrounding video games and cable, and while the VHS went the way of the dodo bird, it in many ways may be the most important in terms of business models and devastating impacts on the transformation of movie culture to a more personal, insular experience, while at the same time making popular independent film all the more accessible. But, I digress, this post is gonna be long enough šŸ™‚

Below are 57 cartridges I acquired between 1978 and 1986, aside from the Halloween and Texas Chainsaw Massacre cartridges by Wizard Games which I discovered much later, as well as the Ikari Warriors cartridge which came out in 1990. And while I’ll be posting about the actual Atari 2600 console in the coming weeks—that’s a whole ‘nother story, and by far one of the greatest single toys of all time—the following games represent literally 100s, if not 1000s, of hours of play from my adolescent years, and while I have my favorites like Adventure, Haunted House, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Pitfall!, Night Driver, and Joust, and a few more, I tried to list as many games here as possible, though I must admit there were more. So, it’s official 1102xmas is back in effect!

87) Adventure

86) Air-Sea Battle

85) Alien

84) Asteroids

83) Barnstorming

82) Berzerk

81) Bowling

80) Boxing

79) Buck Rogers

78) Canyon Bomber

77) Centipede

76) Chopper Command

75) Combat

74) Congo Bongo

73) Crackpots

72) Crazy Climber

71) Crystal Castles

70) Defender

69) Dig Dug

68) Donkey Kong

67) Elevator Action

66) E.T.

65) Freeway

64) Frogger

63) Gauntlet

62) Halloween

61) Haunted House

60) Ikari Warriors

59) Journey Escape

58) Joust

57) Jungle Hunt

56) Kaboom!

55) Kangaroo

54) King Kong

53) Maze Craze

52) Missile Command

51) Mouse Trap

50) Mr. Do!

49) Ms. Pac-Man

48) Night Driver

47) Pengo

46) Phoenix

45) Pitfall!

44) Pleiades

43) Pole Position

42) Q-bert

41) Raiders of the Lost Ark

40) River Raid

39) Roc ‘n Rope

38) Smurfs Rescue in Gargamel’s Castle

37)Swordquest: Earthworld


36) Space Invaders

35) Spider-Man

34) Superman

33) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

32) Venture

31) Warlords

30) Yars’ Revenge

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Maybe Mr. T’s pretty handy with computers

What’s not to love about Mr. T? And given I am now cable-enabled, I am catching the Mr. T World of Warcraft commercials, and I can’t help but love this bit. I am gonna have to use this. Keep in mind this, as well as the Motel Hell clip I blogged early this week and bloggers as seen by Hollywood earlier today is fodder for a larger mashed up presentation I have in mind in which I won’t say a word, but simply let media present šŸ™‚

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