The Shrinking Man

The Shrinking Man by Richard Matheson - Art by Mitchell Hooks

The Shrinking Man by Richard Matheson – Art by Mitchell Hooks

When I was traveling around Scotland in April I stopped in a bookstore in Elgin looking for Stephen King’s Skeleton Crew. I wanted to read “The Mist” and “The Jaunt” to the kids; we were having fun with scary stories before bed, and I figured Skeleton Crew was the 1980s motherlode. Sadly, they didn’t have it. Or maybe it was…lucky? Instead I picked up Richard Matheson’s 1956 novel The Shrinking Man. I hesitated to say lucky because after reading The Shrinking Man I didn’t feel so much fortunate as I did horrified and viscerally emasculated. It was kinda like my experiences watching Kubrick‘s  The Shining after becoming a father or reading Simenon‘s Dirty Snow leading up to a nervous breakdown—harrowing. But I guess that is what you want out of a good horror novel, right?

So, where to begin? I guess the first thing about this book that strikes me while writing this is it’s structure. The overall idea of the book is that Scott Carey is shrinking 1/7th of an inch every day, or an inch a week. The beginning of the book finds Scott at one inch tall waiting to disappear into nothingness in the next seven days. Brilliant setup, no? And you go through the travails of what it means to be an inch tall trapped in the basement of a house trying to forage for crumbs and water while avoiding the resident daddy longlegs. You are also orientated to a totally different world of scale via distances, measurements, and re-thinking the uses of everyday utensils, and more. In many ways the book immediately denatures everything you know, and Scott Carey is a stranger in a world designed for another scale. This is all intriguing, and while a great setup, if this was the meat of the book it would could old quickly, in fact I would say the descriptions of his daily struggles with existing over the last week becomes the least horrific and compelling part of the novel. The real horror lies in the episodic humiliations and emasculations along the way.

A Novel of Inches

During Carey’s arduous struggle to simply exist in an over-sized world, he flashes back to various incidents along the way to his current size (there’s never really a satisfying scientific explanation as to why he is shrinking, but that’s all right by me). You learn about the effects of the shrinking through the lens of his marriage, his daughter, his fury, and his frustrations. In almost every chapter there is an event that triggers a memory of a particular time during over the previous months of shrinking that is is measured in inches. The first flashback is 68″, the next 64″, 49″, 42″, 35″, etc. Each flashback captures recounts episode brought on by his slow disappearance that frames the psychological horror of his predicament. I won’t go through them all, but there are a few I can’t unread.

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This flashback focuses on Scott and his wife Lou’s changing sexual relationship. The entire flashback is the brutal realization that shrinking has taken on serious toll on any sense of his manhood. The way in which masculinity is tied up with size, voice, and sexual prowess comes in to sharp, horrific focus in this flashback. While Scott is internally tortured by the desire he no longer has the confidence to act on, his wife increasingly becomes the site of of his masculine insecurities:

“Why don’t you go to sleep?” Lou asked quietly.
His lips pressed together. He felt a cold shudder move down his back.
“No,” he said.
Imagination again? Or was his voice as frail as it sounded to him, as devoid of masculinity. He stared somberly at the V-neck of her robe, at the flesh-walled valley between her breasts, and his fingers twitched with his repressed desire to touch her.
“Are you tired?” she asked.
“No.” It sounded too harsh. “A little,” he amended.
“Why don’t you finish up the ice cream?” she asked, after a pause.
He closed his eyes with a sigh. Imagination it might be, but that didn’t prevent him from feeling like a boy, indecisive, withdrawn, much as though he’d conceived the ridiculous notion that he could somehow arouse the physical desire of this full-grown woman.

Phrases like “devoid of masculinity” and “arouse physical desire” that haunt Carey are the real horror of the book. His shrinking is not so much about running from cats or battling spiders, though there’s that, it’s more about slowly watching yourself become increasingly irrelevant and vestigial:

It wasn’t just physical desire; it was so much more. It was the dread of tomorrows without her. It was the horror of his plight, which no words could capture.

For it wasn’t a sudden accident removing him from her life. It wasn’t a sudden illness taking him, leaving the memory of him intact, cutting him from her love with merciful swiftness. It wasn’t even a lingering sickness. At least then he’d be himself and, although she could watch him with pity and terror, at least she would be watching the man she knew.

This was worse, far worse.

Month after month would go by, almost a year of them still if the doctors didn’t stop it. A year of living together day by day, while he shrank. Eating meals together, sleeping in the same bed together, talking together, while he shrank. Caring for Beth and listening to music and seeing each other every day, while he shrank. Each day a new incident, a new hideous adjustment to make. The complex pattern of their relationship altered day by day, while he shrank.

This for me was what made this book so crazy, the psychological torment of watching your relationships deteriorate while you shrink. Unlike the sudden death or illness, this was a drawn out, constant readjustment to an alternative reality that constantly alienates you from what you even knew the day or week before. Matheson gets to the very core of psychological horror in this book, much like Kubrick does in The Shining. The deterioration of the relationship with those close to your slowly over time. “Problems with the old sperm bank upstairs!”

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It’s already bad enough, after that flashback episode I am reeling, but Matheson is just getting started. The next episode was doubly crazy. Not only does it feature Carey being picked up by an overweight, drunken middle-aged man who preys on what he believes to be a 12 year old boy, but he happens on a parkway (I’m assuming the Southern State Parkway) in the town on Long Island where I grew up: beautiful Baldwin. The tire of his car blew out and he found himself stranded on the side of a highway when he is picked up by an almost falstaffian figure who was not only drunk but also a first-rate pervert trying to seduce what he thinks is a young boy. And, what is crazy, is he goes into a vitriolic attack on women:

“Ugly they are,” stated the heavy man in the dark, wrinkled suit. “Ugly with an ugliness that worries the fringes of phenomena.” His eyes moved, peering out at Scott over banks of crow-lined fat. “Do you intend to marry, dear boy?” he asked.
If I could laugh at anything these days, Scott thought, I could laugh at that.
“No,” he said. “Say, could I get off at-”
“A wise, a noble decision,” said the heavy man. “One of virtue, of seemliness. Women.” He stared wide-eyed through the windshield. “Append them to cancer. They destroy as secretly, as effectively, as speak truth, O prophet, as hideously.” The man looked at him. “Eh, boy?” he said, chuckling, belching, hiccupping.
“Mister, I get off here.”
“Take you to Freeport, my boy,” said the man. “To Freeport away! Land of jollities and casual obliterations. Stronghold of suburban ax-grindings.” The man looked directly at Scott. “You like girls, my boy?”

It’s an even more horrific look at a lost man, the horrific predator that haunts the imaginations of children and parents alike. And his virulent misogyny is prelude to his lascivious lust for Scott. All of this just beneath the well-kept lawns of 1950s suburban Long Island. A world of repression and one in which the figure of a lost masculinity seems to be the root of all horror.

That said, at the end of this truly disturbing episode after Carey escapes his attacker, Matheson doesn’t moralize:

Abruptly the man pulled over to the side of the highway.
“Leave me, leave me, then,” he said bitterly. “You’re no different from the rest, no, not at all.”
Scott shoved open the door with trembling hands.
“Good night, sweet prince,” said the heavy man, fumbling for Scott’s hand. “Good night and dreams of plenteous goodness bless thy repose.” A wheezy hiccup jarred his curtain speech. “I go on, empty, empty… empty. Will you kiss me once? For good-by, for-”
But Scott was already out of the car and running, headlong toward the service station they had just passed. The man turned his heavy head and watched youth racing away from him.

This strange moment of pathos for the man watching youth race away as he goes on empty humanizes this monster for a moment. It’s a jarring end to the sequence, and a good indicator of how off-balance Matheson keeps you the entire novel

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Equally as terrible is the scene at 35″ when Scott in a fit of rage and frustration with his inability to communicate with his family leaves the house only to be picked on and beat up by a group of teenage boys who at first think he’s a kid and then realizing he’s “that shrinking freak” double down on their menacing. It reminded me of the scenes featuring Henry Bowers in Stephen King’s It or Eyeball from Stand By Me. Just flat out mean kids who want to inflict pain and suffering on others: “As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods/They kill us for their sport.” I won’t go much deeper here, but you get the idea.

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By this point you probably have a fairly good sense of how the horror is operating in this novel, and I felt the same way reading it. But come 21″ the dark psychological insanity of Carey plight does not let up. At this stage he is a freak, not much bigger than an oversized Star Wars Figure. He he has to hide in the basement while his wife goes to work (they’re broke as he lost his job months ago) so the babysitter can mind their daughter without being spooked by the walking, talking man doll. And it’s during this episode I realized this book was downright NSFW. Given Scott’s deep sexual frustrations and constant rejections and assaults he begins fantasizing about the teenage babysitter through the basement window. Really?! What fresh hell is this? I was thinking to myself this kind of mainstream 1950s science fiction could not have been written today, or at least visualized. And to that point, there was recently (2005) a comic series made of the book that was fairly faithful to the novel but omitted the scenes with the babysitter.

I don’t think i should go on even though I could. I’ve probably said too much already. But the ending is completely unexpected and strangely redemptive. I am not entirely sure what to do with the book. It was truly compelling, and you can see why King said no author has been more influential on his work than Matheson. In fact, seems to me both King’s The Shining and Thinner (to name just two) are deeply indebted to this novel.  That said, there is a kind of realistic/psychological horror to this novel that I have encountered in few other places, Kubrick’s The Shining and Dirty Snow being the two I can think of. I haven’t read as widely as many though, so I’m sure there are many others, I’m just not sure I’m psychically up to it! Sweet Jesus.

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Serpentine

I have been on a pretty rigorous diet of film watching this Summer. Last night I watched Carnival of Souls (1962) for the first time (it’s awesome), and before that The In-Laws (1979), Lake Placid (1999), Cronos (1993), A Man Escaped (1956), Hereafter (2010), Elevator to the Gallows (1957), and E.T. (1982). And that’s just this past week! I skew heavily towards 80s and 90s U.S. and 50s and 60s French cinema these days. Hopefully sometime soon I’ll have a full list oF everything I watched over the past 3 months broken down by year, nationality, genre, etc. A little data visualization of my watching habits . The original plan was to keep a weekly post on the bava of  films watched, but that died on the vine. I have the beginnings of a post where I have been adding everything I watched, and I just realized while writing this that a spreadsheet might be perfect for the “data crunching” 🙂 BIG MOVIE DATA.

Anyway, all of that is only marginally related to the post I planned to write. What I wanted to say was while watching the 1979 comedy The In-Laws starring Alan Arkin and Peter Falk, I realized the Pixar animated movie Cars (2006) makes a pretty awesome allusion to The In-Laws—which I think is groovy (get it?). Anyway, in the following scene Arkin and Falk land on a runway in the imaginary Central American nation Tijuara  only to be shot at by the bad guys. While they are running for cover Falk gives Arkin this advice: “But remember, SERPETINE!”

In Cars, when Lightening McQueen thinks he is getting shot at by the sheriff (it’s just a backfire) he freaks out and yells, you guessed it, “Serpetine! Serpentine! Serpetine!” I couldn’t find the clip on the web, but I did find the 4 seconds of audio.

The In-Laws was one of the first films I saw on cable in the early 80s. I have a fond place for it in my heart (alongside other bizarre 70s comedies I saw in the early days of cable like High Anxiety and Foul Play). So re-watching it was risky because I was afraid it would disappoint, but quite to the contrary it held up quite well—although not the most liberated film when it comes to Central American politics and diplomacy. I can never get enough of Peter Falk, his whole being just makes me laugh. I mean when he says “What a guy!” in the scene above I believe him, and you start to wonder sometimes if he isn’t really Detective Columbo playing Peter Falk. Anyway, I’m surely not the first to pick up on this allusion, but I thought it was cool to have a recent Pixar film paying homage to a brilliant comedic scene from the 70s.

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“Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride”

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I love the smell of Duke Nukem 3D in the morning, smells like….the 90s! I’ve been continuing to play with the Homebrew 3DS exploits and hacks for Ninetendo’s 3Ds, and it’s been fun. I was working on Portal and Doom for a while yesterday, but those are still eluding me so I switched gears and tried to get Duke Nukem 3D up and running. I’m happy to report it worked, and getting it going helped me understand a bit better how these ports operate. Keep in mind, everything I discuss below depends on you having installed Homebrew on your DS.

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Let me try and explain, although I know for some of you this is rudimentary, but nothing is ever obvious to me. So, Duke Nukem 3d has what is considered the definitive port know as eduke32. A community that has basically open sourced an engine that ports Duke Nukem for various platforms, one of those is 3DS. So, given the eduke32 code is open sourced (how that’s possible is something I need to look into),  masterfiezz was able to make a branch of the eduke32 code that works with the 3DS, and it’s available on Github (thank you, masterfiezz!). I could then download the latest release on Github and install in on my SD card for the 3DS within the /3ds folder. One quick note if you’re new to this, you need to add the files in the source download on the releases page into the /eduke32 directory containing the eduke32.3dsx file. I missed this step at first and it threw me off.* After that, it should run quite well. In fact, I’ve been really impressed with the Duke Nukem 3D ports in general, and this not the first time playing with them.

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After my success with Duke Nukem I got emboldened and decided to give masterfiezz’s other port a shot, namely Quake—the successor to the Doom series. It was my lucky day, or maybe masterfiezz is jut that good. I followed the same exact method as I did with Duke Nukem. I went to the latest releases page, downloaded both the source code for Quake and the ctrquake zip and merged the two in a directory titled ctrquake. I also downloaded and added the the ctrquake.cia file (.cia is the file format that digital 3DS games come packaged in) to the ctrquake directory. I then copied that directory into the 3ds directory on the 3DS’s SD card and Quake is now an option in the Homebrew menu. 2016-08-23 11.44.37

Both of these games were revolutionary for me. They helped define not only the first person shooter, but the idea of video games and the networked world. Duke Nukem‘s irreverence suggested that games could be iconoclastic and bawdy all at once—and it was also the very first time I played a game on a local network against other people. While Quake was the first time I played a video game on an online server which was a brave new world then, which we now take for granted. It was crazy to think I could battle other people from all over the world in a demon universe.

So, firing these two up on the 3DS is no small thing for my personal sense of video game history, and I’m beginning to feel some strong 90s nostalgia building up.

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*Copy the /eduke32 file into the /3ds file on your SD card, don’t overwrite your existing 3ds directory

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The Hills are Alive with the Sound of bava!

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It all started with an innocent Sunday morning Mushroom tweet.

Antonella’s mom wanted to go Mushroom picking for her birthday, so the whole family packed up and went to nearby Lago di Santo Columbo for the outing. As we were picking Mushrooms I was dreaming of risotto. The mushrooms here are a real delicacy because fresh mushrooms need to be cooked immediately, and you can find finferli and porcini mushrooms in this area, both prized for how delicious they are. We found finferli, but no luck with porcini on this outing. I know nothing about mushrooms, though I am learning, but I am fascinated by how many they are and how insanely dangerous some of them are—particularly the overly phallic ones as it turns out. I was also wondering if some folks might be able to point me to some of the more introspective mushrooms, and the ever great Noise Professor seemed to read my mind with this tweet.

We joked about the possibilities, and then Jim Groom art!

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I never tire of it. I cherish these quick, fun exchanges with Noise Professor, he has made an art of making the web a fun place for at least a moment. A truly great art form in my mind. Anyway, later in the afternoon we went to a local rifugio for a birthday lunch, and it was excellent. The craziest thing about Trento is all the best restaurants are hidden at the top of the surrounding mountains. You have to either risk a perilous drive, or worse, hike for your delicious meal. We could drive to this one, and the view of Trento was pretty amazing, as I am wont to note and gloat on Twitter.

And Noise Professor must had some spare time cause he went to it again, riffing on something CogDog tweeted about my playing Julie Andrews on TV.

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It’s so beautiful! But little did we know that it was not yet done. Cog Dog, a master riffing Giffer and photoshopper in his own right, put the finishing touches on this one. The “final product” that marries Professor’s Jim Groom Art with the photo of Trento.

This is the web I enjoy the very most. Thanks Zach and Alan for making my day, it’s really nice and who knew that rapid photoshopping would be the key to online relationships 🙂

 

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Bypassing Region Lock for 3DS Games

Update 3/19/17:  If you are looking for a more recent hack that works well, check out Soundhax.  As of writing this, the 3dsbrowserhax exploit only works up to firmware 11.1.

I had a bit of fun early this morning before mushroom picking (I know, what have I become?!). But the story starts earlier than that, yesterday afternoon to be exact. The kids and I were heading home from the Pokemon Go event in Trento and we stopped by the local Gamestop (they have those in Italy too). Miles and Tommaso have been asking for a Pokemon game for the 3Ds, and feeling fairly charitable these days I obliged. I parted with far more money than I care to admit for this game, but rationality doesn’t usually stand in the way of my rampant consumerism. Anyway, we got home and the kids were chomping at the bit to play the brand new game that cost too much and….

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The last words you ever wanna see after buying a new video game: “This Game Card could not be read.” We have two 3DS machines, so when the same read error occurred on both I was sure it was a defective card. But remembering I had to actually buy a region specific power plug for the 3DS when arriving in Italy because the US version didn’t even work with a convertor, I had a nagging feeling it could be something else. I double-checked whether Nintendo subjects the 3DS to that arcane form of media torture now as region lock, and lo and behold they do. How freaking lame is that. You do the right thing, pay their ransom of a bounty, and they lock you out. I was pissed. What’s more, I was having people over for a barbecue and couldn’t attend to it immediately, so the kids were pissed. They not only let me down, they let my whole family down!

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But, I did a quick search last night to be sure, and there were some ingenious folks who had found ways to bypass the region lock for the 3DS, so I figured I would give it a try. Worst case scenario, we have to return the game and buy it through the virtual shop online, but that is a whole different kind of DRM nightmare I was trying to avoid in the first place.

So, anyway, early this morning I start hacking away at the 3DS over my morning coffee, and once I got rolling I began to reconsider my anger towards Nintendo. Without their stupid regional locks, I would have never learned about all the free games I can get for their system. Talk about eye-opening! Not to mention the fact I love tracking down and trying out other people’s hacks and exploits, it makes me feel smarter than I ever will be. So, turns out bypassing the regional lock on a game-by-game basis is fairly simple. When you do the search the first thing you find is the YouTube exploit hack for region unlocking. That one is no longer viable, Nintendo caught on and patched the hole. That said, that article led me to the Homebrew Launcher site for the 3Ds hosted by 3DS hacker extraordinaire smea. This is most definitely the best starting point.

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The launcher is dependent on exploits in existing applications on the 3Ds to run, and once it loads you can play out-of-region games, as well as load other games like ports of Portal and Doom for the 3DS (working on getting both those working presently!). So, for example, I am using the Web Browser exploit in 3DS to get the Homebrew Launcher to work. You load the Homebrew application files on your 3DS’s SD card using this starter kit. Be sure to put the 3DS folder and the boot.3dsx file in the top-level root of the SD card. After that, I also downloaded and added the payload file to the top-level of the SD card. You can get the payload file on the Homebrew Launcher site as well, just be sure to add your current firmware version as I did below and click “Download otherapp.” I’m not entirely clear on the difference between otherapp and ropbin, but I used otherapp and it seemed to work.

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So, your SD card root will look something like this, the files starting with POST5_U is my payload file, the boot.3dsx and the 3ds directory game with the starter kit.

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After that, you open the Internet Browser on your 3DS and you navigate to the following URL: http://yls8.mtheall.com/3dsbrowserhax_auto.php and the Homebrew Launcher should start up. It will look something like this once it starts (note I only have the out-of-region feature loaded in Homebrew presently):

I was pretty fired up when I got the game I bought last night up and running for Miles and Tommaso this morning. A small accomplishment in the big scheme of things, but damn being a technologist dad in this day and age definitely has its advantages. Now it’s time to work through the 3DBrew Wiki and figure out what other applications and options I have in this brave new world of 3DS hacking 🙂

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Reclaim the Birthday Card

As I wrote last month, Reclaim Hosting turned 3 years old recently. Time has flown, and there is not a day that goes by I don’t thank my lucky stars for all the awesome folks who continue to support us. And on that note, recently Tim, Lauren and I got a birthday card from a few domains.

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Thank you very much pgogywebsuff.comlouisegrove.com, and ansellockley.com, we’ve never gotten a birthday card from anyone before, no less from a tripartite of domains. We really appreciate the gesture, and who knows, you may have even started a tradition or something. [Wink, hint, wokka wokka.]

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And you may find yourself in another part of the world

I found myself thinking about the Talking Heads song “Once in a Lifetime” quite a lot this last year. It’s been 11 months in Italy and I am feeling only a bit less like a tourist. My Italian comprehension is getting decent, and I am finding I have some basic conversation skills, though basic needs to be underlined here. The question I get asked fairly often here is whether I miss America. Not really. I wondered the same thing about 11 months ago as I was preparing for the move, but that has not been an issue. I imagine I will some day, but watching the colossal shit show that is the US presidential election from afar—in between mass shootings and unchecked police brutality—the vision of America you get from abroad inspires no sense of longing. And while I know that is not all, I’ve lived it long enough to appreciate an extended break. That said, there are a bunch of people I miss dearly, and I’ll get to see some of them when I return for a bit in October.

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One of the surprising things about my new life in another part of the world is the scenery. I have been obnoxious with the number of gorgeous images I have taken of the mountains here in Trentino/Alto Adige. And the running joke amongst my Italian friends here is how much more I love Trento than them 🙂 Anyway, you really can’t stay in Trentino for any extended amount of time without starting to spend at least one day of the weekend (usually Sunday) hiking a mountain. There are so many crazy gorgeous valleys with seemingly endless vistas, one more gorgeous than the next. I’m no mountain man, but I am slowly but surely starting to dig the idea of hiking for a couple of hours. The climbs are usually between 500 and 750 meters up reaching altitudes from 1700-2200 meters. Child’s play for the locals, but it’s proven to be a workout for me. The kids are even getting used to these gite. Last Thursday we hiked val di Funes, you can see how otherworldly the scenery is there. It’s like a verdant Death Valley—if that makes any sense. While hiking around I had dreams of shooting a spaghetti Western. The region is famous for the Dolemiti mountain range, these limestone alps cut an impressive figure on the horizon. They’re referred to as the Dolemite in Trento, which for some invokes the indomitable Dolemite of 1970s blaxploitation fame. That fact was certainly not lost on Noiseprofessor, look closely now:

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Dolemite!

I have a ton of photos I’ve taken over the last several months featuring the various valleys and mountain ranges we’ve visited. And while I’ve been slowly getting them up on Flickr, I want more! So the other day I secured a domain titled dronemite.com inspired by Kin Lane‘s and Isiah Vanderford’s Drone Recovery project. Not sure I’ll actually do anything with it given I don’t even own a drone yet, but the hikes are not going away and having a drone in some of these valleys would be totally sick. A month ago we went on a hike in Val di Rabbi (a small valley off Val di Sole) and went across a 300 foot high suspension bridge (what the Italians call a ponte tibetano, or Tibetan Bridge) next to a gorgeous waterfall.

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Suspension Bridge in Val di Rabbi

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Having a drone on this hike would have been insane. That said, I have to do some research on drone policies here given I haven’t seen too many, but I may soon have a new weekend hobby 🙂 If you would have told me a year ago I would start looking forward to 3 hour hikes at ridiculous altitudes I would have told you this is not my beautiful life?! 

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Reclaim Community Helps Scratch an Old Itch

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Been on a bit of a blog vacation over the last two weeks. Between traveling, hiking, entertaining and enjoying some mental downtime the bava was dormant. It has been a welcome break.* I still think in terms of blog posts, and when I go this long without posting I start to feel a bit like what I imagine a sidelined athlete must feel, just not nearly as svelte. I have a lot to blog about, including the novel I just finished by Richard Matheson, but that will be a bit longer affair. For now I want to quickly highlight the immediate dividends the resuscitated Reclaim Community site has paid.

A couple of weeks ago Tim decided to breath some life back into our languishing Community site. He started posting about specific topics and inviting others to contribute. Pretty soon thereafter others, like the great Kristen Eshleman, started jumping in with their own questions. It’s how this stuff works: you target open invites, seed conversation, and pray for rain. Tim also made a call for feature requests, and Tim Clarke from Muhlenberg University (one of Reclaim’s newest institutions!) requested we provide a more prevalent link to Installatron Applications. Tim Clarke had no idea that the Installatron icons in cPanel had been an ongoing issue for us, in fact Muhlenberg’s server has no issues with a broken Installatron icon that others had limped along with for almost a year.

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But, his request led to Tim Owens and I working through a possible fix for the broken Installatron icon on our shared hosting in public. This was one of the major bugs we had, and Adam Croom jumped onto the thread re-affirming as much. Installatron was a crucial element of making the cPanel interface user-friendly, and a broken icon that previously showed off WordPress, Omeka, Scalar, etc. was a major flaw. So, Tim did as Tim does, he figured out a way to create a custom section that highlights popular web applications  as well as link to all applications and an individual users applications (he even used Bryan Mathers’ record art.

5eb6bf151a42791c4bfdde4f671a0f56320edab3_1_690x417What was so cool about this was not only that it pushed us to solve for ourselves a major issue we had been hoping Installatron would fix, but it was accomplished as a result of a request and subsequent conversation within the Community site. For me, the value of the Community site is concrete now, and I was able to email a few folks soon after Tim added the fix to our shared hosting servers announcing the fix. It felt so good. It felt like we were truly responding to what people needed, and while we’re pretty good about that in general, doing it publicly amongst the community just makes the issues that much more pressing and relevant.

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*Although, truth be told, I did post over on my other blog.

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Wonder Woman Mashup

A week ago the new Wonder Woman movie trailer was released at Comic Con. I’m not sure if it’s going to be any good, and it’s not getting any easier to stomach the super hero movie slop they keep dishing out, but this is yet another one I won’t be able to resist. I’m a sucker for a magic lasso.

I discovered the trailer thanks to an old gold ds106 superstar Anna Rinko. I have written about her awesomeness before on this blog, and I always enjoy promoting her genius. She took ds106 when she was in 9th grade as a two-week summer class (something I affectionately termed the Breaskfast Club edition of ds106) and this year she became a Freshman at UMW. My only regret about leaving UMW is not getting to be part of the amazing things Anna will do (has done), a fact I was doubly jealous/bummed/excited about when hearing she’s now a Digital Knowledge Center tutor! She is truly a special person, and ever since her ds106 experience four years ago she took the art of creating trailer mashups quite seriously. She has made many mashups over the years, and you can see some of them here. She sends me short emails from time-to-time letting me know about her latest creations, and I erratically respond with “That’s awesome!” —which provides a pretty accurate insight to the quality of pedagogue I am.  But after watching her latest creation I was moved to write a post because she does such a brilliant, detailed job editing scenes featuring Linda Carter as Wonder Woman from the 1970s TV series to the soundtrack of the 2017 film’s trailer. It’s pretty awesome!

Knowing Anna is out there doing this work for all of us makes me feel good despite all the craziness right now. Just make some art, dammit!

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Reclaiming with No Regrets

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Yesterday was like Christmas at Reclaim Hosting, we got a bunch of new art for the Reclaim Hosting aesthetic (it’s all about the aesthetic!) from the brilliant Bryan Mathers. We’ve been working together pretty regularly over the last 8 months for artwork for the Reclaim Hosting site, and I think we are hitting our stride. I think that we is a wee bit royal given Bryan is really carrying the load. He continues to blow my mind with how he translates meandering conversations into concrete visuals that really capture the spirit of who we are and what we do at Reclaim Hosting. I cannot recommend Bryan enough to anyone who is trying to imagine (or re-imagine) their image. Working with him these last months has been the most fun I have had in a long while.

The other thing I want to quickly say here about the Reclaim aesthetic is how taking the time to sit and talk through who you are and what you want to communicate to folks who come to your site is a powerful process. Nate St. Pierre tweeted about Reclaim yesterday, and what he said is exactly who we want to be: small, awesome, and real!

We don’t want to be the picture of a bizarrely content corporate soul with the streamlined headset in the alienating cubicle, nor do we want to be the institutional drone thoughtlessly making the donuts. We want to be independent in the sense that our aesthetic is not defined by some bullshit run-of-the-mill marketing department that wants to remove any sense of identity from the equation to appeal to everyone and infuse the experience with a sense of corporate unaccountability. There is no there there. It’s a front for hosting conglomerates that do not love you! But Reclaim loves you. We want to be accountable. We want to own who we are and what we believe in. And we say fuck your corporate stock photo art!

Whew, OK, glad I got that off my chest. Now for the ART, dammit! For this round we were pretty laser focused, we wanted header art for three pages: Privacy Policy, Refund Policy, and What People Are Saying. One of the things I’ve loved about the recent work is while I can be holier than thou on this site, the Reclaim artwork isn’t. It’s light, colorful, fun, and tongue-and-cheek. Everything is riffing off a reference, a previous visual, or some other folks in the field. It’s playful. Nothing epitomizes that more than the Refund Policy art, “No Regrets” image above and below.
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What can I say about this? Bryan had the idea for a Tattoo, and we started talking about really cliche tattoos from the 80s like  “Kill a Commie for Mommie” in a heart, and this is the result. I couldn’t be more pleased with this gem!

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The privacy policy header art is awesome because it tries to communicate the idea of securing your records using the record stores aesthetic—all Bryan’s idea! What’s more, it also has a brilliant, Kubrickean cinematic touch where it is almost like you are looking at the 2001 Obelisk of evolution. What’s more, I also see a Minecraft creeper hidden away in the facade of the lockbox.

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Finally, we spent a bit of time on the “What People Are Saying” concept because there is no question this is who we are to some great degree. We don’t advertise or market ourselves aggressively (save some throw away site art 🙂 ) because our work is driven by the principle that if we provide affordable hosting with unparalleled support people will appreciate it, share the love, and we will grow as a community-based service organically. That has absolutely been the case, and we’re still going strong for that very reason. It’s a fairly simple formula: work with good people, do good shit, and good things happen. No one has been more central to this ethos than Tim Owens who is nothing short of amazing when it comes to supporting Reclaimers.* In fact, if you look at what people are saying he has become the stuff of Reclaim legend. So, when talking with Bryan about the “What People Are Saying” art I wanted to build in an homage to Timmyboy!!!! Bryan was playing with the idea of a Rolling Stone magazine, so he married the two. I am really fired up with the result, a fun, playful detailed cover of the Reclaim Record magazine:

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What’s so great about this image is it really underscores the kind, congenial intensity that  captures the spirit of Tim beautifully. It’s been a real honor and privilege to work alongside Tim on Reclaim, so this art was a bit of a shrine to the Wunderkind. What’s cool is that this is a detail of a more involved header for this page, so art like this can be spun off into a series of posters. I want boy wonder glaring at me kindly while I blog rather than reply to support tickets.

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On the other side of the spectrum we have the photocopied zine talk about the world of indie-edtech. I love the title of the zine, Flamethrower, I think that might be an awesome title for a real edtech zine 🙂 There are some fun references here, but I’ll let you figure those out. And this one is yet another bit of detail art that will be a poster in my office! And here’s the final header for the “What People are Saying” page:

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And here that header image in the wild! It’s so beautiful!!!

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It’s been a very productive 8 months of work with Bryan, and I can attest to his “No Regrets” policy, namely I have none at all. So awesome to be so deep into this process and so happy with the results. It just makes me want to do more, kinda like good drugs!

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*Although he is no less impressive when it comes to building system architecture, selling Domains, imagining new products, etc. As I have said before, he is the whole package!

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